Cheerful minute

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for the production of copper basins covered his own production plant.

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- Give me some help on the part of the family!

- Which organization?

- Yes, I'm not in the organization.I'm very interested.

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Special offer for customers 65M - "Hated Room."Now call your enemies you are charged for them as international.

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most beautiful girls in the resort there, when it comes to an end vacation, while at work, when it's time to retire.

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- recently bought myself a dress.Well, on the nose at me.Yesterday example - presses.

- Maybe you tyutelki grown?

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People are divided into two categories: one entered the room, exclaiming: "Oh, someone I see!", The other: "Here I am!"

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- Watson, I have two news for you: good and bad.First bad - our house is demolished.

- How ?!

- bulldozer.In its place will rumochnaia.

- And the good?

- Good, Watson!Nice, comfortable and affordable rumochnaia.

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- Holmes, how do you distinguish Russians from the Mar

tians?

- It's elementary, my dear Watson!We Martians red face to the ugliness, and the Russians - after ...

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best to invest money in the purse.

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Dentist leaves the office, where he stayed patient and walks nervously, fingering his chin.Nurse:
- What happened?The complex case?
- hard!The client has a lot of money, and all healthy teeth ...

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Russian hackers touched something in hadron kollaydrom management system and ... winter in Russia is no more.

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the street and found a home a stray cat.Home asks:

- Bro, and who feeds you?

- Yes, no, I feed itself!

- A fig to itself - you are able to open canned cat ?!

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From SMS messages:

- Where are you?

- zdesya.

- zdesya great!Where are you?

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Rehearsal Orchestra conductor unhappy playing drummers:

- If a musician can not play on anything, give him two sticks, and he became the drummer.

stage whisper from the orchestra:

- And if he can not cope with the drum, it has taken a wand, and he becomes the conductor.