" Family anecdote "

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man caught a goldfish.It offers to fulfill the desire that he let her go.The man thought for a long time and said:
- Make it so that there was peace throughout the world.
- Well, it's complicated ... A lot of factors.The talks at the highest level ... maybe that is easier?
- Do it then, so I made peace with the mother.
- with the mother?Reconciled?What are you about the world around the world I say?

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guy and a girl.Set the table.Candles.A quiet romantic music.Pushing the plate aside, she languidly looked at the guy and said:
- Now you're mine!
- What next .. my very !!!!!

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husband comes from a business trip.Typically, pre-call, but this time did not change the ruble.Came home.Wife - with another.Out, I grieve .... He sat and thought, exchanged ruble call that will arrive in 2 hours.After 2 hours at home all the glitters, the table is set, vodka, appetizer, wife, with hair in the new robe.Bed linen laid out straight from the tin.The man waved a pile."Yeah!Due to the 2 cent

s a bit strong family is not broken up! ยป

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husband watching TV.
- Take the grid, - says wife - go to the grocery store.
- not men's business - shopping - responsible husband.
- Oh, not a man?Then take off your clothes and go into the bedroom, I'll be right back.
- What a joke it is impossible?Where the grid?

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wife to her husband:
- If you knew how I would like caviar!
- so buy a jar of squash.From above it is always black.

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wife scolds her husband:
- My mother pays the rent for us, Dad pays for electricity, sister - phone.More can not continue, you understand ?!
- Darling, I totally agree with you!I think your brother has finally come to his senses and also start to help us!

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- I heard you got married.And how do you feel?
- Yes, as a teenager!I smoke and I drink on the sly ...

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drunk husband comes home at night.It opens the door on tiptoe sneaks into the bedroom.Wife:
- Is that you ?!At such a time ?!
- My favorite, and what are you, waiting for someone else?

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- What do you think, my dear, they are married?- Asks the wife of her husband.
- Aha!Such films always end badly!

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- Young lady, tell me who you prefer - brunettes or blondes?
- Redheads!You know, my red furniture ...

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- I'm tired of giving clothes to the laundry, to shirts, to prepare myself, darn socks.And I ...
- Married?
- got divorced!

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Divorce.Her husband asked:
- And what is the cause of your divorce?
- We have different interests.She is interested in men, and I am a woman!

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matter of divorce.Wife:
- I demand a divorce, as he gathered the house all pans and pots, and all sold propyl!
Husband:
- Then I also demand a divorce - it is only on the sixteenth day notice.

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hear the case of divorce.Judge:
- The plaintiff, explain why you want a divorce?
- The fact that my husband and a half years ago, the evening went to buy cigarettes, I returned last week and gave me a scandal because of the lukewarm dinner.