Tips jokingly and seriously

Tips best friend

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If you are bored with your current enemies, and you decided to make a couple of new, tell his two friends that they are awfully similar.

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If you meet a faithful husband - ask him for an autograph.

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If you want to say something important, for God's sake, start from the end.

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If a man for a long time looking into your eyes, you can be sure that everything else he has examined.

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If you do not know what to do, do not do anything.

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When dressing, you want to please her own husband - choose a dress last year.

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If your husband came back the day before yesterday morning, and yesterday back today, - you can be sure that today he will be back tomorrow.

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If you're going to talk about yourself, you will be called a bore;if you talk about others, you will be called gossip.Therefore, it is best to remain silent.

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If you think the husband the head of the family, do not sit down on his head.Tips

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If a girl gives you a place in the tram, it makes no sense to look after it./ Arkady Davidovich

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If the wife scolds - it's ok if praise - think what her fault./ Veselin Georgiev

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If your wife has changed, do not ask, once again, because it can affect you for real./ Jozef Bulatovic

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If you can not quit smoking, give up even to buy cigarettes./ "Pshekruy"

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If your wife finds joy in saving money, you is one thing: to find joy in getting money./ Edgar Howe

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If you're bored one, marry and be sad together./ Alan Price-Jones

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If you call a fool, do not demand foaming at the mouth of evidence, and what kind, you'll get them./ American wisdom

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If three tell you that you are drunk - go to bed./ Georgia wisdom

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If you argue with an idiot, try to make sure he does not do the same./ Ogden Nash

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If you go without the buttons on his jacket, then you it's time to get married - and divorced./ Kirk Douglas

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If you look good, and well dressed, you do not need a purpose in life./ Robert Pant

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If your wife inferiority complex, it follows that it has not gone anywhere./ "Pshekruy"

If you want to convey the news quickly telephoned, telegraph or tell her a woman./ NN

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If it's not a secret, can not speak./ Yuri Skrylev