From the notebook

patient ate poorly.But many ...

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lot of great people came from the people.As a sign of protest.

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victim mother, waving his arms, spat and gave other signs of life.

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suspect actively assisted in the investigation.Money ...

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Girls long accompanied him indifferent glances ...

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He offered her love, but she said that for the money can only be friendship.

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"Cease fire!"- Ordered the sergeant of the fire brigade.

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The greater a person's soul, so it is easier to spit.

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She it was the first night of fornication ...

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If the international political climate and warmer, it is only due to the emergence of new hotspots.

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On the basis of drunkenness only the liver is growing well.

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slogan: shock platonic love for sexually transmitted diseases!

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Citizens!Do not get in the way of history!

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They supported the enemy's relationship ...

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Life gives a lot to think about.But few - tim

e ...

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She looked at him with different eyes.The result was the same ...

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to be a good predictor, just enough to be a pessimist.

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Cash flows usually wash on the way all the obstacles ...

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get to the truth, think, and do not be better to bury it again.

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After years of experiments, it has come to the conclusion that the old one - two young worse.

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The room was team spirit ...

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Well, porridge in your head!Besides - without oil.

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Comedian carefully polished his jokes, as a result they always get him perfectly flat ...

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Ticker: Dear viewers!Our program has been a change for the better.We bring you his greetings.

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buyer so plaintively asked the book of complaints that the saleswoman had tears, and even gave him a piece of change.

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Sleight of hand, and no man ...

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History teaches us only that they made up by historians.

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remove snow came two wiper.One spade beard, the other - a broom.

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Finance Minister sincerely believed that happiness is not in money.

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sexologist woman complained that her husband does not like it is constantly ...

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He left to himself, and more has not been seen ...

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eat breakfast myself, dinner Share with a friend, and dinner - with a girlfriend.

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Unable to ease the suffering of the patient, the doctor advised him to become a masochist.

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It was time to take half-measures ...