And it 's funny ...

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phrase: "Dad, you're a good" pulls up to a toy gun.And the phrase, "Dad, I want to be as smart as you are" is an application for iRad

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But, if you think that the Criminal Code - it's just a price list.

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presence of two girls with different hair color - incredibly raises the desire to maintain the apartment clean.

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Self - when, instead of to raise his voice, you lift the edge of the parapet and say, "You're immortal, too?"

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paradox only: after 60 years is strictly forbidden to operate trains, planes, buses ... But the country - no problem!

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If before all the unknown people blamed on evil spirits, now on photoshop ...

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Watch carefully!You see?Something flashed before my eyes!This is your weekend ...

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world is very strange: a box of pizza square, pizza itself round and triangular portions ...

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Pipelayers very polite people and always passedpaver forward ...

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When television advertising man with a smile

in the morning gets out of bed, going cheerfully and gaily singing, going to work, at the bottom of the screen should be the caption: "Do not try to repeat the trick it has done!professional stunt! "

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purpose of a good liberal education is to teach you a philosophical attitude to lack of money.

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Childhood is when "sleep" a duty, not a luxury.

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To create a big problem, you need a personal and a woman.

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For girls childhood ends when her name does not eat, and cook.

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Some people are like clouds.When they leave, start a good day.

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's worst nightmare - to make sandwiches, pour tea, bring it all to bed, wrapped in a blanket and forget the TV remote ...

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According loaders, violinflute and piano sounds much more interesting.

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Disposable tableware is not gained popularity among Russians at home, because after three or four washes comes into disrepair.

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Parent Meeting resembles a bunch of sects: all listen attentively to the teacher, then give him the money, and thoughtfully disagree at dusk.

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main source of prosperity in life still remains someone else's neck.