Funny ad

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Announcement on the racetrack, "Women of Russian villages entry is prohibited."

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«I am looking for an experienced coder to help make up for lost time."

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Sell VAZ-2112, running 728 km.Contact: 728th kilometer of highway E-95

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marriage announcement: "I am a quiet, middle-aged, nondescript man of the second hundred Forbes."

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me alone traumatized, two small problems, or four minor troubles!Urgently.

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To produce blister foils require workers with great willpower.

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Buy wedding dress, with all the accessories: gloves, veil, husband, problems, headache, fishing rod, noodles on the ears ...

Free in good hands: ginger kitten, 6 months,affectionate, playful, all vaccinations are made, ideal for families with children.

OR:

husband, brunette, gray eyes, 35 years old, kind, sociable, good job, but can not stand cats.He says that in the house or he would live or cat.

Come, see, and choose the one who you prefer!

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Everyone who counted on me, I hasten to inform: in your calculations error crept.

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ad at the zoo: "Do not throw the dolphins bananas, in the first place, they do not devour them, and secondly, the hungry monkey jump and drown."

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Caution!The dog is not evil, but the principle!

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ad in the theater: "Please do not leave valuables in your pockets because the cloakroom with a salary of 2,000 rubles for himself does not answer."

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ads in shuttles:

- This is not the "Beeline", all the incoming charge.

- Driver not an octopus, all at once to give the change can not !!!

- Surrender not beg!

- There is no end to the house.

- free travel, we use only the participants of the Battle of Kulikov.

- Standing go banned.DPS requires that the number of corpses does not exceed the number of seats!

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heals from excessive naivety and gullibility.In absolute prepayment - one hundred percent guarantee.

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- A newspaper ads get results?

- Of course!On Monday came the announcement that we're looking for the guard, and on Wednesday we were robbed.