" I believe - I do not believe " ( funny sayings , jokes , humor )

* * * new "Tide" will make your laundry perfectly white, no matter what color it was before washing.

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- Where have you been?
- Ran.
- strange, but your T-shirt is dry and does not smell.
- And not too many questions for the speaker of the washing machine?

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New Kodak cameras specially for Russia!

now to eliminate the effect of red-eye effect is added to eliminate the red nose.

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hit Princess ground, twirled heaped gears and turned into a giant robot with frog legs.And I realized then Ivan the Fool, that he will remain today and the bride, and no dinner.See in theaters, "Transformers. Russian version."

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There's good where we have not.Are you still in doubt?Then we go to you.

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- Look, dear, how flawlessly white became your shirt after washing the powder!
- Yes.But I liked it a lot more with stripes!

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- How do you protect her husband from the harmful microbes?Try vodka!50 grams before meals will protect him from all known germs.100 grams - all un

knowns.

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Get on bookshelves country bestseller "What Women Want," at the end of the book you will find an application - price list "How much it costs."

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New action from "Klin"!Under cover every tenth - BEER!

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- Tell me why you use Blendamed paste, and not some other, cheaper pasta?
- That I'm a fool-a-ak ...

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Buy the book "Dogfight"!This book will help you answer many questions, such as: - "Hey, kid, you're with a district", "will not find a smoke?"and the most popular question - "Che?".

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coffeemakers Advertising: "Do not kill my wife homework!Let it makes electricity. "

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Cologne "Loyalty" will not only save your apartment from the cockroaches, but also will save your husband from random links!

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- Want to spend tonight not one, but in bed with a few crumbs?Eat crackers at night "Kirieshki"!

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Judging by the commercials, TV watching miserable, tortured dandruff, diarrhea, dirty dishes and toilet smelly people.

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Shopping center "Closed".We have already opened!"Closed" is open round the clock.When the other is closed, "closed" is open!

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Advertising poster on the wall of the shop: "We sell everything but the conscience!"The following postscript felt-tip pen: "It we do not!"

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Boxing gloves, police batons and a lot more in store "Finishing materials".

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The new toilet paper with holes!Toilet paper with holes - all in your hands!

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vests original colors!Men - long sleeve, women's - with a deep neckline!

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Ointment "Werewolf".Rubbed into the trust.

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sale wallpaper "Seasons".Autumn wallpaper yellow and fall off.

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Infrequently manufacturers in advertising honestly warned about the shortcomings of the goods.This is seen in the advertising of drugs against influenza slogan: "The flu will not pass!"