" Joke of a place ! "

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- What do you think, looking at the Bolshoi Theatre?
- About a hundred-ruble bill that you owe me.

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- What's the matter?
- My passport was stolen!
- The police go?
- I Went.Do not they.

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- When I started my career I have had nothing but his own mind.
- Yes, many people nowadays are starting from scratch ...

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employee boss:
- Oh, if I get paid as much as you pay taxes ...
- Yes,and I have to pay taxes as much as you earn ...

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journalist asks the collective farm chairman:
- Why do you have on the farm population never changes?You do that, children are not born?
- No, the children are born.But as soon as a baby is born, so just one boy from the farm is lost!

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mother asked the daughter:
- Are you crying?Peter you wrong?
- If only Peter!

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Announcement: sociable, nice girl without complexes sell cement wagon

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In Metro:
- Girl, you can meet you?
- No.
- Fu-oo-oo!Thank God!

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Guest - baby:
- What will you be when y

ou grow up?
- Please doctor, as he wants mom, then pianist - is the desire of Pope, then pilot - at the insistence of his grandfather and, finally, the player, to give pleasure or to yourself!

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Student Residence.Vaht—Ďrsha:
- Young man, you to whom?
- I do not care, I'm with vodka!

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After the wedding night the husband wakes up, quietly gets up and walks to the kitchen.It serves a variety of sandwiches, poured coffee, put everything on a tray and is wife.
- Oh, what are you cute!
- Did you see how I did it?From tomorrow morning, will you do the same thing every day.

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perfume department.Suitable peasant:
- Odekolonchik "Triple" is?
- Yes.
- box, if you please.
- Probably getting ready for the wedding ...

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Some Wedding Palace recently introduced a fee for the additional service - before the final groom read out the answer: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can beused against you ... "

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- Create a personal horoscope?
- Again, I suppose, "specify the exact time and date of birth?"
- No, only your IP and access to webmoney ...

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Here I am blonde or a housewife?I decided to wash the sink.All washed - one spot left.I rub it, rub, 10 minutes, already recorded in the personal enemies.It was almost wiped off!Then he accidentally touched the faucet and realized that this is not the spot, and the shadow of a crane ...