No women can not live in the world ...

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Most women somehow think that they speak foolishly only when drunk.

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Try to praise his wife.It is nothing if it is not used to be scared.

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- Here you can explain to me why you men so rarely giving girls flowers?

- Well, you give us beer in general do not give!

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The girl always fighting two entities: a cat that wants to walk by itself, and the dog, which needs a master.

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- Darling, flying to you ... on the wings of love !!!

- Three days?!?!?!

- crabs ..

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- How could you lohanutsya?She has also written on my forehead, that she was a fool.

- And she bangs.

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- You're my bird!

- What?

-! Mozgoklyuyka ..

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Boycott women is impossible in principle - as soon as you stop talking to her, she decides that you start to listen to her.

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- Dad, where I come from?

- You mother gave birth.

- Mom where it came from?

- From the depths of Hell!

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no husband comes home, on the threshold of his wife with a broom meets

... he saw a broom and said bitterly:

- Native ... do not fly away ... the last time !!!...

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Marsh Mendelssohn slowly and quietly, but firmly and irrevocably mutates into ... March peel potatoes!Marsh ... wash the dishes!Marsh ... take out the garbage!

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Come understand these women: first scare mom that will marry, then scare her husband that will go to my mother.

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Nothing infuriates a Woman, ignoring the part of the man she furiously tries to ignore.

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Women!

Remember!You - not a laundress, not the dishwasher, do not cook, no cleaner ...

you - the purity of the angels!Priestess of the order!Goddess of comfort!House - this is your temple!You just have not explained!

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women to get sick enough to come to the doctor is not made up.

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- When I get drunk, not afraid of anyone!

- Even his wife?

- Well, to an extent I have never drunk ...

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- Girl, you do not have to lug a heavy two packages?Immediately obvious that you have no men!

- Yeah, I twice weekly drag such a weight, and would be a man, would have dragged every day!

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- I was a fool to marry you!

- I agree, but then I was so fascinated by you, that this is not noticed.

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- Dear, I found your stash and all swung in a restaurant with friends.

- It's okay, honey, it's I'm saving up for a new coat.

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- I'm by your eyes, what you saw!

- I see on the sides that you eat!