" And , maybe , right? ... " ( Funny aphorisms )

* * * smoking - is harmful, dangerous, disgusting.But fools and duram - can ...

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Before, I was afraid that I will give up, and now I'm afraid that will agree!

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Water has four aggregate states: liquid, solid, gaseous and watermelon.

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I wanted to find a pair of identical socks in a drawer.I found three identical.

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Ladies!When you turn 30, be sure to make a decent photo shop 4 pieces photo 3 of 4 to 45 ... then ... in the exchange of passports ...

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To save the family and a normal marital relationshiptogether to meet a happy old age, do not be lazy to call home yet from the station.

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boy Vasya gave a set of "Young mechanic," and he took to drink for two weeks.

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Morning in the gypsy camp: who had got up - all the more beautiful dressed.

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people quite impoverished.Even parking places is not enough.

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Will you take my daughter married - I will give you half my kingdom, and money for medicine!

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Man - this is intelligence in the service of physiology.

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Garlic - the best remedy for casual relationships.

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We are open!Cucumbers.

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Ban Viagra - give pensioners sleep!

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My friend has a strange talent.He finds things before anyone has time to lose them ...

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went for wine, come swine.

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to notice move.

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ideal man does not drink, does not smoke, does not watch football, never argues and does not exist.

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Previously intellectuals at a meeting with the lady took off his hat, and now - the headphones.

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subordinates have two vacations, the first - his second - Vacation chief.

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When I say that the clothes should be calling, it does not mean the calling of compassion!

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Can 40 years in a row to dig potatoes, but did not become a botanist.

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Family - a ship that commanded the cook.

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Good atheists - drink vodka, and they are not devils!

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He laughs best who do not understand.

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I would like to not only be desirable.

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biological clock: now the cuckoo!

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Bank account there, but, unfortunately, it is not in my favor ...

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climber is not the one who climbed the cliff, but the one who thendown.

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sin to indulge in despondency, when there are other sins!

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I share your feelings ... in the primitive and very primitive.

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type of hangover: "The head does not hurt, but it really interferes."

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driver, remember: personal guardian angel flies at a speed of 100 km / h!

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Recognize a man who had a lot of women can only be a woman who has had a lot of men.

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Funeral expenses are such that to live cheaper.

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Not always women lie about their age.For example, in an interview with the conductor, they even added him.

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Women Humble: men no alternative!

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between happiness and unhappiness is a gulf.It's what we live.