Funny ladies compliments

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- You know, you are such a chore ... a soap.

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- You motorist?And the eyes you look in different directions - it's, like, turn signals?

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- I do not understand what interest may be a woman for a man, if she can not take the integral?

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- You are so beautiful, it was terrible to come to you!

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- And the plush covers your ears give you a mystery ...

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- What's your lovely child!It's pretty ugly boy or a girl?

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- Madam, let your pen ... and then my not writing ...

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- Madam, do not smile - it's scary.

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- The girl with the face of a mini-skirt do not wear!

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- With the help of cosmetics is necessary to emphasize the beauty, rather than trying to create it.

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- A husband beats you?Or is it you make this?

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- Are you flirting with me, or simply do not know how to dance?

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- And you sweat less than any fat woman your age.

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- You Just wasp waist ... A chest - lime!

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- You have until then young people have no legs crawling?

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- Sorry, your mother-in-law needed?

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- Girl, you are very beautiful, and beautiful girls need to be propagated.

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- Cool spirits ... and you absolutely have to marinate them?

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- Madam, yesterday I heard you sing.

- Oh, you!I'm just killing time!

- You have chosen a dangerous weapon, ma'am.

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- Of all the female charms you, I see only the eyes.

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- Oh, you have such beautiful hair ... Just like a wig.

- A leg - like a gazelle!What?Slender?No such as hairy.

- A eyes - like stars ... the one above, the other below.

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- Thanks, it was delicious, especially the bread.

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- You are fluffy pesnitsy.When you mopgaete, blowing on me!

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- Eat, eat, and then thin this is probably for you, so thin, no one pays any attention.

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- And you anyone told you that you are beautiful?No?That damn what all honest!

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- Can I say forty-year woman, she looks at the thirty at fifty?

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- Hopefully, you do not dance?

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- With these forms, you can do without content.

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- your beauty can be compared only with the mind of your girlfriend!

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- you, the girl, with the legs have to walk on your hands!

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- Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or should I come back later?

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- You are beautiful, no doubt!But the money will not give.

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- I look at you and think: another drink, or you already like me ...

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- you really are this hairstyle!It does not represent you bald.

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- Tell me, sister, you have nice, or you look like?

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- Girl, you are so big eyes that can drown in them ... And on the nose - to hang himself ...

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- Madam, you are spirits... They attack or self-defense?

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- Well, you have legs.One better than the other.

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- Oh, you're an angel.Hopefully, without wings ...

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- Now drink up, ma'am, and I'm at your feet ...

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- Girl, you are so nice smell!What are you drinking now?