" The jokes aloud ... " ( funny aphorisms )

Funny aphorisms - the wisdom in a concise presentation

* * * School - a place where teachers require students to knowledge in all subjects, while they themselves know one.

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terribly far they are from the people, the Canary Islands!

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Some think that turtles live long.In fact, they live a little, but slowly.

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went first, second went to third went ... So-oo, boys parachutes do not forget, do not forget!

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Intelligent young man looking for a nice girl who would understand and forgive.

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I do suspect that the climax - it is a reward for hard work in bed.

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Born in a shirt - a shirt and died.

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Scientists have found that if you chew food, the choke vitamins, and if you do not chew on - people.

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advertising slogan: "Salt, iodinated - every grain of power of the Great JediĀ»

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As is clear from opinion polls, the most popular place of rest of Russians was and still is the bed.

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life of summer resident - is a cons

tant struggle: with the neighborhood children, who consider him their garden, and their children, who consider him a stranger.

Funny aphorisms - talk for life

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And you also tree is still standing?

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According to statistics, the most popular men's SMSka - "I love you too."

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nervous person is not the one who shouts at slave - it's just a ham.Nervous man who yells at his boss.

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bad lemons after death fall into the lemon-hell.

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Only in the morning I feel the harmony with itself, because the appearance corresponds to the inner content.I mean, terrible and evil ...

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say that you can be cleansed through suffering.And whether the potatoes cleanse itself in such a way?If yes, how to make a potato suffer?

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Lefty - the first Russian nanotechnologist ...

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Cottage overlooking the convenience ...

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According reflection in a puddle, manrather shaky, shallow and murky creature.

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Glupov mayor of the city was not so much angry as well, cattle ... (Saltykov-Shchedrin).

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unclear why a cruise with us went to the sailors.Sunbathing they did not really sunbathing, drinking really did not drink in the show and competitions did not participate ...

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is wrong you, Uncle Fyodor, eat a sandwich - it is necessary to mouth.

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Its form could hardly contain content.

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If cleaning is carried out less frequently, then the results will be obvious.

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Normal matryoshka can blow brains 3-4 blondes.

Funny aphorisms - battle of the sexes

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Frequent lethargy and sleepiness in men - a sure sign that impotence spread to the entire body.

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I domosapiens - home people.

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life during the period.Candy buketny, pastel-bed routine-controversial, as usual, sad, nostalgic and medical and feeble-coffin.

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number of feminists among women is directly proportional to the number of gay men.

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On a rainy day we must save money, but on the red - health.