" And laughter and tears ... " ( funny aphorisms )

* * * Before me are three cubes with "B", "L" and the letters "I".And while I did not work out of them the word "happiness" I'm not leaving anywhere from here! ...

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glass as a trezvyshko!

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I always pursue clever ideas ... but I soon !!!

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the TV is not present, so eat the mushrooms and watch the carpet.

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Clean tidy up a flat and a delicious dinner - two signs of a faulty computer.

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If a woman says she hates you - it means love, but you're a goat!

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nor I can collect my thoughts, I busy, they are!

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Happiness - it's when you all envy, and can not shit ...

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If the third day in a row do not want to work, the medium today.

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I love the work, it fascinates me.I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I'm smart, because it is very modest, so so beautiful ...

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Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love.

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Write louder!I can not hear you!

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Hell was crowded ... and I'm back!

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minute length depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

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If a child you did not have a bike, but now you have a Bentley, it is still a child in your bike was not!

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weaker sex more powerful because of the weakness of the stronger sex to weak.

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Work - not a wolf.Jobs - Vork, and the wolf - walk.

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all day do not sleep all night do not eat, of course tired!

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80 tablets "Tick-tock" for breakfast, 60 for lunch and 40 for dinner.And the breath is always fresh, only the weak ...

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women motto: "To strive, to seek, to find and not to give ... !!!"

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For ppekpasno ladies and other mythical characters!

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Life is beautiful !!!!!And I do not care, it's not true ...

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Internet as life: to do nothing, and you do not want to leave.

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sake of money people are willing to do anything!Even at work ...

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Nothing relieves drowsiness as a cup of strong, sweet, hot coffee spilled on his stomach!

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Virtual dating is divided into two periods: before and after the first photo.

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Guys love beautiful and inaccessible ... Go dyed and lock in the safe!

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Spread rumors about yourself good.Source will be forgotten, but the meaning remains.

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In the beginning was the word.But judging by how events were to develop further, the word was obscene.

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Occupation nonsense workplace develops hearing, vigilance and peripheral vision!

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listen to reason!Do you hear?Do you hear what nonsense he carries ?!

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All that is done, is done in China ...

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Do not feel sorry about the past - it is because you will not regret!

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idea came up and now an hour chases brain.

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Soviets do not ask!Because I have a sense of humor stronger feelings of pity.

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Remember: think globally, act like an idiot!

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If a person bites a vampire, he becomes a vampire.It seems that so many around the bitten sheep ...

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words can hurt, and a dictionary - to kill!

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we too rarely see each other, so that when they met to drink tea.

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If a sober look at the thought involuntarily want to drink ...

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Excuse me, what I say, when you interrupt ...

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Money is not exactly evil, evil does not disappear so quickly.

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I?You?In the soul?I nedoplyunu!

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All great men have lived a little ... That's me that is not cool.

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Dinner was excellent, especially the hostess failed mayonnaise.

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The Chinese do not have the word "change", and the word "confused".

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Work of monkey tired monkey did.

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thought - is the orgasm of the brain.Those who are able to experience it - get a true delight, the others have to imitate.