And again about blondes ... (humor , jokes , funny sayings )

* * * Blonde call parents and ask: - "My daughter, why do we, their parents are not invited to the wedding?" And she answered: - "You've got me on your also not invited."

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blonde girlfriend complains:

- Dog I a fool!I show her sausage and asked: - "Who's the Boss?", And she growls at me and takes a sausage.

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There are two blondes:

- Where have you been?
- At the hairdresser.
- what to do?
- beautiful.
- What color?

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Reads blond medical book about some disease.She's terrified, all the symptoms like hers.At the end of the article says: - "Ill just horses."Blonde: - "So, I'm a horse ?!ยป

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to the entrance fit the blonde.On the entrance door is intercom.Girl dials the apartment number.

guy replies: Yes?
Girl: You're at home?
Guy: No, in the country!
Woman: And when you come home?
Guy: The day after tomorrow!
Girl: Okay, bye!

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two blondes Go down the street to one another:
- Oh, look a dead bird.

Another looks at the sky and says:
- Where did you see her?

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husband arguing with his wife:

- Yes, you, blondes, 68% of all mindless!You might even consider do not know how!
- I do not care.I am one of the remaining 12%.

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Comes blonde to get a job.

Interview:
- And how are you on the computer?
- I do not like a computer.You sit in front of the monitor like a fool ...
- Why?
- I have myopia, I see a cursor on the screen is bad.
- What glasses do not help?
- Yes, I do not like glasses!Sitting in glasses like a fool!

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blonde tells her friend about her husband:

- I met him at twenty, and left him at twenty-three.
- Yes - agrees that - I also think that three hours - enough.

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talk to two blondes.

- Oh, you know, so I want to take a trip this year to the sea ...
- Oh, honey, you know what time it is you can do?
- Yes ... I know ... three hours will have to weep.

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one another blonde:

- It does not know what to give to her husband for his birthday!He already has everything I need ...

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Sitting blonde girlfriend runs:

- Oh, you know, got caught on a nail, scratched, look - the blood goes?
- No, you know, the blood does not suit you ...

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In home appliances store blonde:

- Do not tell that it was you in the window?
- This phone extensions, 5 meters and 10 meters.
- And how do they differ?
- Long.
- Strong?

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She was so blond that even the cockroaches in her head were with strazikami.

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Glamorous blonde happened to be on the subway.Around noise, noise, crowd ...

- So what are you - Moscow!