Thoughts whisper

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Knowledge without evidence gives rise to faith, and knowledge of evidence - doubt.

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Do you know why a bucket of fire protection boards with sharp bottom?For firefighters, running with these buckets back and forth without stopping for a smoke and a chat!

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Scientists have found that the most understandable language in the world - Chinese.Its 1.5 billion people realize.

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- finally managed to overhear the magic words with which David Copperfield manages to fly and land!These are the words "Veera" and "Lane".

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saddest dish in the world - a puree.Like potatoes, a potato, but such a depressed ...

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Norm - this idiocy, which resigned.

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choice between democracy and totalitarianism: do you like being robbed or mugged?

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big problem for the villagers - time translation: since they can not get the roosters scream for an hour before or an hour later.

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turns, Kazimir Malevich painted off the TV.

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On Earth can not steal

anything.You can only move.

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Since ancient times, on the Russian feasts soup was served at the beginning to ensure that guests are not burned his face.

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As you know alcohol kills brain cells.But only those who refuse to drink.

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Usually we prepare breakfast themselves.Lunch in the cafe buy.A dinner we prepare wife.Hence the saying: "Eat breakfast myself, share dinner with a friend, a dinner give to the enemy."

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words "do not be nervous," well help bring a person in a normal state of rabies.

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Russian scientists conducted a series of experiments during which it became clear that no one from smile becomes brighter.The experiments were conducted on laboratory elephants and small snails.

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Scientific studies have proven that laughter prolongs life for five minutes, and a glass of sour cream - ten.People!Laugh sour cream!

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Strange creatures people.It is said that the sky 9 885 654 256 546 stars, and you will believe ... And if it is written: "Painted" will necessarily be checked.

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tea removes from the body toxins.A vodka they are simply burns.

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rate at which slides down the roof, is inversely proportional to the friction force in the brain.

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no incurious people - many just are not interested in what does not concern them.

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no humble people - many simply do not feel great.

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no hard-working people - many just bored nothing.

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paradox: the more lyseesh, the more noticeable when you neprichёsan.

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greatest demand among all printed materials are still using money.

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Podmoskovnie amateurs are so severe that the question: "What time is it", photographed demand and watch the date and time of the photo.

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elegantly dressed man is the one whose finger is not an engagement ring.