Laugh , do not hesitate !

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sit alone to work, be sure to wake up somebody.

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Bypassing laid rake - you lose precious EXPERIENCE !!!

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If a man four times coming off the left, then on the geometry of the law, he would return home.

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Healthy sleep is not only prolong life, but also reduces the working day.

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woman almost helpless until she dried painted nails ...

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Occupation nonsense workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and alertness as a whole!

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There are 2 ways how to manipulate a woman, but no one knows.

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Do not run from the sniper - die tired ...

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clever the woman in a society where you can behave as you like stupid.

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second marriage - the triumph of hope over reason.

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It's okay if you laugh at ... Much worse when crying over you ...

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morning - it's such a part of the day, when you envy the unemployed ...

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Children's wisdom: if the mother is laughing at dad's jokes, so the house guests.

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If a woman is deceiving you, it means you care about it!

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doctor, died simulator!

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start a new life.Shakes ...

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biological clock: now the cuckoo!

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Bank account there, but, unfortunately, it is not in my favor ...

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Nervous is not the one who was drumming his fingers on the tabletop, and the onesomeone is annoying.

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I liked.And one taste worse, they all loved it.

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Chinchilla - the same rabbit, but knows his own worth.

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sweating?Show yourself the chief!

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Around some animals!(Noah)

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official - is an extra charge barrier on the road of life.

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The mirror carp is usually reflected contented face fisherman.

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cycle parquet.Inexpensive.However, the bad ...

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Two golden rule of psychotherapy.Rule one.Minor alarm - a trifle.Second Rule.All alarms - small.

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Most fat people fall into the Guinness Book of Records as the most evil - in anatomical atlases.

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I am a guinea pig.Signature: Experienced rabbit.

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Health - this is when everything hurts, but still have the strength to not go to the doctor.

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Wisdom - this is not the wrinkles, and gyrus.

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Chemistry is not around us, and within us.That is scary (Mendeleev).

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lived in harsh conditions klizmaticheskih.

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bald head - a clearing, trampled thoughts.

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Western - film, which reflect only the horse.