Funny ad

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Our company is on the transport of debris makes the following warranty: If you are not satisfied with our work, we will refund your trash in the double size.

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Change topic of the day to the delight of the night.

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Please return the lost bag with documents decent or indecent reward.

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Lonely woman lift room.Or surrender.

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Offer friendship.Present.Pure.Strong.Masculine.Expensive.

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ad in the newspaper: "The marriage certificate for AT 28673 number will be void.Got it, fool ?! ยป

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Attention !!!Yesterday from our zoo escaped turtle.Please finder deploy it to 180 degrees.

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sale two Rolls-Royce.Pensioners and students discount.

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young man with no bad habits to get acquainted with the girl, who taught him these habits.

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To care for the elderly as a programmer need nice woman, speaking in FORTRAN, C ++, and BASIS.

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Distinguished guests an entrance!If you come to somebody, decide exactly where your friends l

ive and call directly to them.Of course, residents of our entrance, will be happy at midnight prompt you where to go, but in order to avoid misunderstandings better floor and apartment number to know in advance.

If you ran into the entrance for a reason - to celebrate a numerically small physiological need, then you must be in possession of:

1. Passport

2. Expensive watches

3. Mobile

4. Money for the repair of all the entrance

5. A pair of crutches

6. Iodine

7. Vatu

8. Bint

9. Paul plaster bag.

10. Will.

Dear residents and guests of the door, remember - it is better to be healthy person without bulbs than the invalid of the second group with a light bulb.Especially because if you get caught with stolen light bulbs, it is possible that you will be amazed at the place of your body can be used as a cartridge.

Welcome to our porch!

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ad at the entrance:

Dear employees!We kindly request those who are in the morning comes a bit later, stay in the right side of the hallway, to diverge from those in the evening out a little early.Thank you!

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Section bullet shooting takes orders from the public.

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rare beast seeking sophisticated bitch for joint discussions.

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TEETH?Our dentists will do everything to make you forget about them forever!

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stall 'Recyclables' receives the dregs of society of hunters and fishermen in the form of bones.

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Children under the age of five are at the circus on your hands.

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In connection with the repair of the hairdresser styling women will be in the men's room.

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view X-ray room in the cold doing only urgent crises.

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Knit Baby jackets of wool parents.

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found a gold earring.Lost, please give a second fee.

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dog sale.New.I never bark!

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looking for sponsor for the publication of the book "How I became a millionaire."