What happens if…???

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If left after drinking alcohol - it means, there are problems within the team.

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If at you constantly laughing - it means you bring people joy.

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If you find it difficult to chew granite science - try to suck.

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If you stop drinking, just want to have.

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If Italian national dish - pizza, then Russian - napitstsa.

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If you - careful driver, you need a robust rear bumper.

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If you were sent for a beer, then you trust.

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If a man says he loves you, it does not mean that he loves only you.

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If I knew all the jokes, I would have died of laughter.

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If life is like a holiday - not to avoid a hangover.

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posnulis If you are, and you do not have a headache, you're drinking the day before yesterday.

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If money is not encouraging - it means they are not yours.

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If fotoalbomchik small and thin, and the picture is one and ugly - a passport!

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If a person has a conscience, he, at least, ha

ve something to trade.

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If a woman sat around your neck, so you do not need to wear it on his hands.

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If a woman is angry, it is not only wrong, but also understands it.

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If the inner voice tells you that you have done everything correctly, make no mistake, it is possible, it's spam.

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If someone said to you: "Fool" - do not rush to think that he is smart, he might just introduced.

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If you suffer from insomnia - take a laxative.Sleep you still can not fall asleep, but at least you will have something to do.

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If buttered sandwich with 2 sides, then in the fall, he will begin to roll from side to side.

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If you long to call relatives or friends, then they are fine.

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If chickens are born - hence them being chased by someone.

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If you leave the iron turned on - it's a fire, tap - to flood.

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If the morning ringing in the ears, it is time to get up for work.

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If you always drawn to positive people, you mean a negative!

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If you have enough money, then you do not have enough imagination.

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If done intelligently fool, do not be surprised.Well, wrong person, who does not happen