And , perhaps, the truth ... ?

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bacterium - many unique culture.

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Marriage - the peaceful coexistence of the two nervous systems.

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Depression - anger without enthusiasm.

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childhood - you can not go back, but you can fall.

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friend - knows all about you and still loves.

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Mirror - means of communication with a smart man.

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Bummer - a person who does not pretend to be working.

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Masseur - receives from the woman the money for something for which others get in the face.

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moment - a measure of happiness.

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Silence - the only thing in gold, which women hate.

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Dream - the best remedy for sleepiness.

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Pacifier - the first deception in life.

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Tickling - obtaining laughter manually.

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The human brain is 98% water.And some still are not topped up.

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Colleagues remember two golden rules of psychotherapy: the first rule - small alarm - it's nothing, usually the second - all minor alarm.

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Experience is such a thing, which appears immediately after the needed.

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Women's logic: firstly, did not take, and secondly, put into place.

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Swearing - a compromise between flight and fight.

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Life is easier than it seems: just accept the impossible, do without the necessary, and impose unbearable.

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Lack of alcohol beverages is a common misfortune and local custom.

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There is exactly one user-friendly interface - the nipple.The remaining mastered by training.

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Alcohol expands the blood vessels of the brain, so that large quantities of it to fit.

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Life is beautiful!If you choose the right anti-depressants ...

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Ugly Duckling dressing ...

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Nothing brings a doctor from the patient himself as concern for their health.

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While drinking, we feel the person.In the morning - the body.

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professional programmers disease - ploskopopie.

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Became a surgeon to be able to judge people not only in appearance.

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Health - this is when everything hurts, but still have the strength to not go to the doctor ...

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two types of free medical care is available in Russian: healing and fastingUrinotherapy.