About serious with a smile

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last hope fades not but envy ...

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Hut on chicken legs suffered from night blindness.

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have friends with her boyfriend - like Romeo and Juliet: all the relatives and with that, and on the other hand downright ganged up against them ... especially his wife objected.

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Aging is not such a terrible thing, if we consider a possible alternative.

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¬ęDo not rash me insult to injury ..." - a song bitten tomato.

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Education - this is what remains when we have forgotten everything we taught.

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end of the day - this is when the dwarfs begin to cast long shadows.

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Who is able to wake up the sleeping - he is capable of any meanness.

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and pass along our street collector ...

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Wean wife to buy everything easy.Try to wash it every buy it.

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I love children, especially the weeping: they are usually gone immediately.

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If you think that time - the best doctor, then you've never sat in a doctor's waiting room.

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I am the good, so all good must be mine.

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Life - a movement: some brains, and someone slaps ears.

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If a cigarette is bull, the cigar - bull!

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Nothing dulls hunger, as thirst.

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- Hello!This is psychiatry?Then the man suddenly became very good!

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Every parent always has its pros and cons, however, like any other power source.

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not so dangerous to stand in the way of the herd as the way of those who milks.

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dispute - this is when just two are trying to have the last word first.

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drab formed exactly in the middle between a dark past and a bright future.

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conversation - this is when the three women stop on the corner, so to speak.Gossip - when one of them leaves.

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Salary recently began to resemble a change.

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doping scandal erupted at the Olympiad on the Russian language.

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Healthy Living acquired with diseases.

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If I liked to get people, I would have worked obstetrician.

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There are several ways to deal with temptation: the most loyal of them - cowardice (Mark Twain).

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the evening and night with the sound of the surf of the sea can be heard and seen in the morning, someone has beaten ...

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Father's belt buckle was voted teacher of the year.

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Marriage without love will be love without marriage (Benjamin Franklin).

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whole life - theater, the people in it - the actors, and the major role played by money.

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about anything - this is my favorite idea.

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If a person everything is fine - it's already an exhibit.