Men about women

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Dear, can you imagine, a neighbor bought the same dress as me!Now what to do: buy a new suit or a move to another house?

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woman as welding, will never know her fortress until it boils.

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- Lucy, what do you like most in men?
- Mind.
- And?
- Appearance.
- And?
- Intelligence.
- And?
- Chivalry.
- And?
- Humor.
- And?
- Strength.
- And?
- Listen, I'm about to lose my patience and tell you the truth ...

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So what is it - the perfect man for this woman?

At 22:

1. Beautiful
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. Attentive listener.
5. Witty
6. Fit
7. Stylishly dressed
8. Appreciates finer
9. thoughtful surprises
10. Bright, romantic lover

In '32:

1. Good looks
2.Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than he
5. laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. has at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good, home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Ready to tender for at l
east once a week

42 years:

1. not too ugly and bald head.
2. Do not drive off until I'm still not completely entered the car.
3. Stable loaded at work, at lunch sometimes ruined.
4. Nods head when I'm talking.
5. Usually remembers raisin jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Know what not to buy champagne with twisted cork.
9. Do not forget to lower the toilet seat down.
10. shaves to most weekends.

In '52:

1. Shear hair in nose and ears.
2. Do not burp and does not spoil the air in public.
3. Do not borrow money too often.
4. Do not fall asleep, when I express my thoughts.
5. Re does not tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks together with underwear.
8. Evaluates nice dinner watching TV.
9. Remembers my name.
10. Shaves some weekends.

62 years

1. Does not scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom.
3. Does not require much money for upkeep.
4. Only lightly snoring in his sleep.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears clothes.
8. likes soft foods.
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers that this - weekend.

In '72:

1. Breathe.
2. Do not overshoot the toilet.

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- Honey, what kind of fish we swim in the ear?
- What do you want, my ears do not like ?!
- Calm down, I like the ear.I do not like that the fish eat it.

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main disadvantage of women is that they are both young and intelligent.They do this in turn.

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conversation between two friends:

- Estimate, the wife said: "I will go and cook something delicious."
- And?
- laugh together ...

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- You know what I think about marriage?
- Are you married?
- Yes.
- Then know.

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Converse three friends.One says:
- My husband bought me a color TV and stereosistemu.I sit at home, will not have to walk.
- And my husband bought videomagnitofon.I turned on and have fun.And you bought that?- Ask the third.
- A husband I have not bought anything.He said that to me, and still be in a movie, and go to the theater.

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Marriage - is a kind of relationship in which one party is always right, and the second - just a husband.

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Opinions spouses may sometimes be different, that always happens.

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Men are always right and never wrong woman.

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Try to praise his wife - nothing, if it is not used to be scared ...