Funny sayings for each day

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best pleasure - is the absence of its effects.

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not afraid to be poor in a rich country, rich to be poor - it is dangerous!

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only a small fraction of crimes are committed from the love of money, the majority - of jealousy.

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Having learned about the change of his wife, the reaction of the majority of men - pack their bags and go to his mistress.

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vaccine against multiple sclerosis invented long ago, but I have put somewhere.

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«! Chelaek" - it sounds good.But intelligent people always say: "Call, please, waiter!".

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With age, you get to the disease environment, which inevitably compress your ring.

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Hereditary porcupine conducts sessions of acupuncture.

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Baldness - the process of replacing grooming washing.

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That fact does not surprise anyone name Rosa L. ... but as a wild sounds Lilac Krokodilovna.

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Mountaineering and decadent mood incompatible.

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There are women: you sew a hanger, and the

n will say that you have given the youth.

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girl or a woman?Neither one nor the other!Lass!

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In the black-black city, on a black-black street, in black-black house, in black-black apartment, sit two black-black man, and a friend says: "Never will no longerrefill cartridges yourself! ".

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The more you have less so we'd better longer.

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life reality is that the tar is sold in barrels, and honey in jars.

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Why only torments the conscience?Where positive emotions?

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turnips grown big-very big, but does not want to work.

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Gadgets - these are the things that you buy, bring home, tells his wife how much it costs and in response to hear: "Well, you bastard are you!»

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Anesthesia was common, but the surgeon was a local!

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Thousands of people, dozens of cars, unexpected plot twists.Look out the window!

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Tourism - the best holiday, but a better vacation tourism.

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to Russia not so terrible disasters, measured in TNT equivalent, both ethyl.

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miracle Waiting is one of the weaknesses of the Russian people (Berdyaev).

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Marital status: "very single."

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Zheludny golodok.

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David Copperfield can not just pass through walls, but also to carry them through 40 boxes of vodka - claimed store №5 keeper.

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How many wolves do not feed, and piglet tasty.

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socks If that had not been washed for a long time, drive around the room, which is not cleaned for a long time - the socks will be much warmer, and the room - much cleaner.

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a penny - then you are a mushroom.

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Love comes and goes, and the kids are ...

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Directions in Soviet art: repressans early, late and reabilitans neorepressionizm.

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One head - well, while two already ugly!

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Where ends losing streak, begins the territory of the cemetery.

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If the hands of gold, it does not matter where they are growing.

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If you looked in the mirror and saw no one there, you're irresistible!