Laugh ?

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In order to calculate the team leader in an unfamiliar note on whose desktop is remote from the air conditioner.

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stylist Sergei Zverev as coffee: it would seem - it is, but no - he is.

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Sit mother and her little son watching television.Suddenly, on television announced: "The next film is recommended for viewing with parents!".And the son of my mother says: "Let my mother, call my parents."

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In Russia added two more woes - House-2 and classmates.

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Women hide their shortcomings and age, it is regrettable.For example, the pop diva.Women entering the contrary, admired.For example, the Venus de Milo.

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real classic!His volumes beat each other over the heads of three generations!

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Father asks Vovochku:

- Well, son, you have a large, already chose who you want to be when you grow up?

- Yes, Dad!I want to be a washer basin.

- That's all?

- No, it's the gardener, plumber and pizza deliveryman.

father thought, scratched his head and shout

ed to his wife:

- Hey, mother!Looks like he found the tape ...

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acquired a collection of albums of Elvis Presley.With surprise for myself I found that many of the songs I've heard.Played by Philip Kirkorov.

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Cultural life teaches us how to slurp goryushko not champing.

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Now the composer is steeper, who has more tunes used for mobile phones.

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should not say that at the present stage there is no vote.Votes complete.On hearing bad.

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cultural news:

famous director Roman Viktyuk put good old play "The Nutcracker."In this position, the performance has not stood.

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Nothing contributes to the total of obscene speech is total censorship of writing.

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You will not believe how respect for the emancipation of morals in our education imbued with the Americans, when I tell them that our universities have departments: Biology Department, Faculty of Physics, and especially - History Department ... (note forLosers: East (. English east) - East)

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Mikhalkov - symbolic figure of the Russian kinematogrofa.He brought a lot of it, but disproportionately ruled.

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- Yesterday's one smart man on TV said to his wife, my dear, I can not be a fool, because the fool there is no such a beautiful wife.

- It's you or something so subtly hinting at the fact that you're beautiful?