And suddenly , right?

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Man paints clothes.Naked people have very little influence in society, and even absolutely nothing (Mark Twain).

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Found conscience.Lost please promptly take, or even interfere with sleep at night!

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It is difficult to know when to stop, when enthusiastically and excitedly to lie on the couch.

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Bedouin sign: no matter what happens - to drought.

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first environmentally friendly vehicle produced in Russia.He just does not go.

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Netherlands became the first European country that allowed marriages between same-sex, not only, but also between legal entities.

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Boxing proverb: "He who gets up early - to get even."

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theory teaches us to look far ahead and practice - at his feet.

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Porcupines - hedgehogs are the same, only reinsurers.

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How familiar firefighter said: "The hardest thing I had to put out a loan".

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And it is "not ringing and colorful" spring so waiting for the Russians, namely the day when on the balcony you can smoke in his underpants.

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«Life after fifty is just beginning ..." - thought the woman and asked to pour fifty ...

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Do not try to argue with the moron.Otherwise, you get down to his level.Where he will crush you with their experience.

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Psychiatry News: Now asylums almost extinct Napoleon.Current idiots just do not know who he is.

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better to be smart and sometimes blunt, than to be stupid and constantly try to be clever!

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«Youth - green" - often heard in childhood Crocodile Gena.

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zhilili And they happily ...

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Calories - these are small dirty dog, who come at night and sutured in your clothes!

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life flowed quietly in the house until my wife saw a neighbor washes common lounge mop, which are wound on my pants.

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young mistress to note: If you and your husband go on a visit, and there are unmarried ladies, you will feed her husband a couple of cloves of garlic ...

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Near nursing homes trainedCuckoo cheer for pensioners.

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After 65 more forgotten than the event ...

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violent youth - old age is alarming.

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After 30 important every year, every month after 50 and after 70 every day!

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scientist knows so much, that it is not able to think.

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jogging in the morning, use of safe food and a complete rejection of bad habits can extend your meaningless existence significantly.