aphorisms

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At offended carry water!- Yes?A merry chase empty!

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Wind blows in the head in the first place money from the pockets.

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Face Mask.Take sauerkraut .. stacked on a plate.Watered vegetable butter.Cabbage is eaten by a glass of vodka ... The face smiles blissfully and freshens.

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In order to calculate the team leader in an unfamiliar note on someone's desktop is remote from the air conditioner.

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Want husband during cooking joking, laughing and spinning somewhere near?Invite cute girlfriend in mini skirt to help you in the kitchen.

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phrase "We want only the best for you" is usually pronounced quite angry tone.

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Corporal promotion.

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nice when worked on glory, and is useful when the salary.

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Tram and troleybusnoe management will take on bubnilschikov work to stop the announcement.

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gone Masha mushrooms, and berries.I came back with nothing.Because it is necessary to set specific goals.

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Cars IL - complete confidence that you will find your car there, where he had left it.

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Bakery offers Buble, vatruhi, pryanischa, batonischa and krendelischi.Tired of watching and small things.

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Lord watches over you.Live so that he was interested.

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Pens in our house are divided into two categories: the beautiful and those who write.

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boy met a girl.Conducts home, something fills joyful.Go through the courtyard to the front.She (thoughtfully): "And then you can walk with a stroller ... and the air is clean ...»

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From the student dorm had disappeared all cats ... These are the pies ...

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good when good!Otherwise disgusting.

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Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who he is.

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Want to visit the black mountaineers?No?Still, Montenegro welcomes you!

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Maybe not right Galileo was when he said that the Earth is round?And if the earth is round, where does the flat? !!

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In Russia podnatorevshy means podnatyrivshy.

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man - a grain of sand ... and always in someone's eye!

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Before I hiccupped.But these bastards have advised remedy for hiccups - drink plenty of water ... Now gurgles!

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question sets often: what does a woman want?The answer is simple - everything!

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Wife - husband: "Yesterday I accidentally looked up a list of your incoming and outgoing calls ... Who is Gene?You told me about it did not tell anything, and every 2-3 call from him or him ?! "Husband:« GENA - the wife »

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