Funny Sayings, Humor, Fun

" Ah , aphorisms ! "

* * * second marriage - the triumph of hope over experience of life * * * Nothing warms the soul like a cold beer. * * * woman is delicate creature that begins to pity you have a few days before his betrayal. * * * honest woman - a woman who never lies, unless, of course, w...

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" Random anecdote "

* * * disgusting you dog!I threw her bread and she bit my calf. - She just loves sandwich with caviar. * * * One friend tells another: - You know, life is hard for a smart woman! Other: - Yes.And you what? * * * There is a boy with dad near school: - Son, you learn in this sch...

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" Tales of the Green Serpent "

* * * drunk leans to the window gorspravki: - Give me, please, Paul Drezinina address. - Now ... What's your name? - Paul Drezinin ... * * * comes home drunk drunk in the board.He walks to the bedroom, and it's dark.It was standing so and says: - Wife, start swearing, and I'll make...

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