Funny Sayings, Humor, Fun

"If ... " ( funny sayings , humor , fun )

* * * If military schools teach voice command, then in medical school - therapeutic handwriting. * * * If you are not lucky with his wife - remember that there are other women.If you are lucky with his wife - remember that there are other men. * * * If you have formed your spare ti...

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" Joke on the occasion of ... "

* * * - Computer - is evil! - Aha! - Turn off the now, and the time to do nothing. - fridge and TV - two new evil I turned and there was yesterday. * * * Little Little Johnny looks like dad paints the ceiling, his mother says: - Look, Little Johnny, and learn, and grow up to help the...

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Laugh with us!

* * * two neighbors sit on the bench and talk.The first asks: - What would you do if tomorrow was the end of the world? -'d eat anything that moves!What about you? - to try not to move. * * * - All day long I have something to say to my husband.And he answered not a word.Doctor, can ...

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